Friday, April 29, 2016

31 wise words

I would say try to come to school as much as possible because when you miss even 3 days in a row you come back and it all stacks up to the point where it takes you about a week to catch up completely. When you do miss you usually only have 1 extra day in each class to turn in the homework that you missed at least it is an extra day for every day you are gone though. I would also say if you think you are going to be late anywhere or to your next hour you should ask for a pass in advance because sometimes teachers do not like to give you passes when you wait until the last minute to ask for one. Never play on your phone because unless you are given permission teachers are most the time pretty strict about stopping people from using phones.

week 30 luck

Since in this blog I have the luck to be successful in everything I do I would sky jump without a parachute. I would also do a bunch of stunts on dirt bikes or four wheelers because I would always succeed. I would be filthy rick because I would never lose in any races I went in because I would succeed in everything I would try. I would walk around doing flips somehow landing them because I can do anything and always succeed so I would never get hurt. When I would go swimming I would just stay under water for like 5 minutes and come back up without even a loss of breath amazing everyone. I would be an underwater welder because there is a huge risk in underwater welding but the people who do it get paid a lot and since I would always succeed there would be no danger.

week 29 Nick cage

I think Nick would find the gold in one of the abandoned houses in Washburn because that is where people would least expect something of value to be so they would not think to look there. I do not think there would be any treasure map or anything though because the people who hide it would not want any chance of anyone finding the treasure. I do not think Nick would share any of the money with me when he did find it though. He would probably report it or try to trace back to the family of the person who hid it so they could have the money. I think it would also be in Washburn because it is such a little town and probably one of the last places someone would look for treasure at. Even if Nick figured out they were pirates or bad people that hid the money i still do not think he would keep the money. I think he would send it to a charity before keeping it.

Tuesday, April 26, 2016

28 dumb laws

In Wisconsin State Law made it illegal to serve apple pie in public restaurants without cheese. To me this law makes absolutely no sense like what if the person is lactose intolerant and the cheese is just going to get wasted?In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all. I have no idea why it is just for women and not for everyone. Kansas No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night. I do not see why anyone would want to sing the abcs at night but I also do not see why they cannot. In Utah it is illegal not to drink milk. What if people are LACTOSE INTOLERANT.

week 27 mistakes

A mistake I made is when I was swimming at my cousins pool I got out and when I did I did not see the stainless steal screw sticking out on the ladder used to get out of the pool. So I stepped on it jamming the head of the stainless steal screw in the web of my foot. I remember looking down in shock when it happened it did not hurt what was worst was just the shock factor and knowing that I was going to have to go to somewhere to get it repaired. I forget what emergency room we went to but I finally got the two stitches to repair the hole in my foot about two and a half hours after we arrived at the hospital. I see why it took so long though because as an experience as it was I was easily the lowest person on the list of people with problems going into the emergency room. The only reason we went to the emergency room for something this minor is because no other places to get it fixed were open.

Friday, April 22, 2016

week 26 the lep

The Leprechauns stole the Easter bunny because they were ruthless relatives of the evil leprechaun from the horror movie. They were taking him to a rainbow so they could climb to the top of it and throw him off. the would not even eat him they just wanted to kill him for fun because like the one from the movie they are evil. He would then force him to make him a bunch of Easter candy. Then he will run down the rainbow stuffing his face with the candy he got from the Easter bunny. Do not even try to look for gold at the end of a rainbow because the leprechaun replaced it with chocolate in the foil wrappers that are made to look like golden coins. He is a horrible creature who has no respect for anything but himself and his needs.